CONTENTS.

Criticisms on the Rolliad. Part the First Ditto. Part the Second

POLITICAL ECLOGUES. The Rose The Lyars Margaret Nicholson Charles Jenkinson Jekyll

PROBATIONARY ODES. Preliminary Discourse Thoughts on Ode Writing Recommendatory Testimonies Account of Mr. Warton's Ascension Laureat Election ODE, by Sir C. Wray, Bart. Ditto, by Lord Mulgrave Ditto, by Sir Joseph Mawbey, Bart. Ditto, by Sir Richard Hill, Bart. Ditto, by Mr. Macpherson Ditto, by Mr. Mason Ditto, by the Attorney-General Ditto, by N. W. Wraxhall, Esq. Ditto, by Sir G. P. Turner, Bart. Ditto, by M. A. Taylor, Esq. Ditto, by Major John Scott, M. P. Ditto, by Henry Dundas, Esq. Ditto, by Dr. Joseph Warton Ditto, by Lord Mountmorres Ditto, by Lord Thurlow Ditto, by Dr. Prettyman Ditto, by the Marquis of Graham Second ODE, by Lord Mountmorres Ditto, by Sir George Howard, K. B. Ditto, by Abp. Markham Official Ode, by the Rev. Thomas Warton Proclamation, &c. Table of Instructions

POLITICAL MISCELLANIES. Address to the Public Ode extraordinary, by the Rev. W. Mason The Statesman, an Eclogue Rondeaus Epigrams on the Immaculate Boy The Delavaliad This is the House that George built Epigrams by Sir Cecil Wray Lord Graham's Diary Extracts from Second Volume of Lord Mulgrave's Essays on Eloquence Anecdotes of Mr. Pitt Letter from a new Member to his Friend in the Country The Political Receipt Book Hints from Dr. Prettyman to the Premier's Porter A Tale Dialogue between a certain Personage and his Minister Prettymaniana.—Epigrams on the Rev. Dr. P————'s Duplicity ———Foreign Epigrams Advertisement Extraordinary Vive le Scrutiny; Cross Gospel the First ————————- Cross Gospel the Second Paragraph Office, Ivy-lane.—Proclamation Pitt and Pinetti, a Parallel New Abstract from the Budget Theatrical Intelligence extraordinary The Westminster Guide, Part I. ——————————— Part II. Inscription, to the Memory of the late Marquis of Rockingham Epigrams on one Pigot Billy Eden, or the Renegado Scout, a Ballad

Epigrams on Sir Elijah Impey refusing to resign his gown as Chief Justice of Bengal Proclamation Original Letter A Congratulatory Ode Ode to Sir Elijah Impey Song Master Billy's Budget.—A new Song Epigrams Ministerial undoubted Facts Journal of the Right Hon. Henry Dundas Incantation Translations of Lord Belgrave's memorable quotation

ADVERTISEMENT TO THE FOURTH EDITION.

Three very large impressions of the following work being already sold, and the demand for it daily increasing, it is now a fourth time submitted to the Public, revised and corrected from the many literal errors, which, with every precaution, will too often deform a first edition; especially when circumstances render an early publication necessary.

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In the present edition some few alterations have been made, but none of any considerable magnitude; except that the Appendix of Miscellaneous Pieces is here suppressed. This has been done, in some degree, for the conveniency of binding this first part of the CRITICISMS ON THE ROLLIAD with the second; but more, indeed, in consequence of a design, which we at present entertain, of printing most of those pieces with other productions of the same Authors in one octavo volume, under the title of POLITICAL MISCELLANIES.

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As the bulk and matter of the book are thus diminished, the price also is proportionally reduced. Where the CRITICISMS seem to require any elucidation from the contents of the former Appendix, extracts are now given at the bottom of the page instead of the references in our former Editions.

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This slight change we flatter ourselves will not be disapproved by the Public; and we hope, that they will not receive with a less degree of favour the intimation here given of the Miscellaneous Volume, which will probably be published in the course of the ensuing winter.

ADVERTISEMENT.

The CRITICISMS ON THE ROLLIAD, in their original form, excited such a general curiosity, that three spurious editions have already been sold, independently of their publication in various of the Daily Papers, and Monthly Magazines. Such a marked testimony in their favour, cannot but be peculiarly flattering to us. We therefore thought it incumbent on us in return, to exert our utmost endeavours in rendering them, as far as our judgment will direct us, yet more worthy of that attention with which they have been honoured, imperfect as they fell from us, through a channel, that did not seem necessarily to demand any very great degree of precision.

In the present edition some few passages have been expunged; others softened; many enlarged; more corrected; and two whole numbers, with the greater part of a third, are altogether new. A poeticoprosaical Dedication to SIR LLOYD KENYON, now Lord Chief Justice of the Court of King's Bench, has also been added; and an Appendix is now given, consisting of Miscellaneous Pieces, to which the Criticisms incidentally refer.

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It may perhaps give offence to some very chastized judgments, that in this our authentic edition, we have subjoined notes on a professed commentary. Some short explanations, however, appeared occasionally necessary, more especially as the subjects of Political Wit in their very nature are fugitive and evanescent. We only fear that our illustrations have not been sufficiently frequent, as we have privately been asked to what "Mr. Hardinge's Arithmetic" in the Dedication alluded; so little impression was made on the public by the learned Gentleman's elaborate calculation of the Orations spoken, and the time expended in the discussion of the Westminster Scrutiny! Indeed, we have known persons even ignorant that Sir Lloyd Kenyon voted for his stables.

This Edition has further been ornamented with a Tree of the Genealogy, and the Arms, Motto, and Crest of the ROLLOS, now ROLLES; for an explanation of which we beg leave to refer the reader to page xiii. The Genealogy is likewise given at full length from the Morning Herald, where it was originally published, and was probably the foundation of the ROLLIAD. It is therefore inserted in its proper place, before the first extract from the Dedication to the Poem, which immediately preceded the first Numbers of the CRITICISMS.

EXPLANATION OF THE FRONTISPIECE AND TITLE-PAGE.

The FRONTISPIECE represents Duke ROLLO, with his Sword and Ducal Coronet lying by his side. It is supposed to be a striking likeness, and was copied from a painting in the Window of a Church at Rouen in Normandy. From this illustrious Warrior springs a Tree of the Genealogy of the ROLLOS, now ROLLES. The most eminent of this great Family alone are noticed. The particulars of their history may be found in page xxix and xxx. [Transcriber's note: Refers to 'Short Account of the Family of the Rollos']

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The TITLE-PAGE exhibits the Arms, Motto, and Crest of the Family. The Arms are, Three French Rolls, Or, between two Rolls of Parchment, Proper, placed in form of a Cheveron on a Field Argent—The Motto is Jouez bien votre Róle, or, as we have sometimes seen it spelt—Rolle. The Crest, which has been lately changed by the present Mr. ROLLE, is a half-length of the Master of the Rolls, like a Lion demi-rampant with a Roll of Parchment instead of a Pheon's Head between his Paws.

DEDICATION. To Sir Lloyd Kenyan, Bart. MASTER OF THE ROLLS, &c. &c.

MAY IT PLEASE YOUR HONOUR,

It was originally my intention to have dedicated the CRITICISMS on the ROLLIAD, as the ROLLIAD itself is dedicated, to the illustrious character, from whose hereditary name the Poem derives its title; and[1], as I some time since apprized the public, I had actually obtained his permission to lay this little work at his feet. No sooner, however, was he made acquainted with my after-thought of inscribing my book to your honour, but, with the liberality, which ever marks a great mind, he wrote to me of his own accord, declaring his compleat acquiescence in the propriety of the alteration. For if I may take the liberty of transcribing his own ingenuous and modest expression, "I am myself," said he, "but a simple Rolle; SIR LLOYD KENYON is a Master of Rolls."

Great ROLLO's heir, whose cough, whose laugh, whose groan, The' Antæus EDMUND has so oft o'erthrown: Whose cry of "question" silenc'd CHARLES's sense; That cry, more powerful than PITT's eloquence; Ev'n he, thus high in glory, as in birth, Yields willing way to thy superior worth.

Indeed, if I had not been so happy as to receive this express sanction of Mr. ROLLE's concurrence, I should nevertheless have thought myself justified in presuming it, from the very distinguished testimony which he has lately borne to your merits, by taking a demi-rampant of YOUR HONOUR for his crest; a circumstance, in my opinion, so highly complimentary to your honour, that I was studious to have it as extensively known as possible. I have therefore given directions to my Publisher, to exhibit your portrait, with the ROLLE ARMS, and Motto, by way of Vignette in the Title Page; that displayed, as I trust it will be, at the Window of every Bookseller in Great-Britain, it may thus attract the admiration of the most incurious, as they pass along the streets. This solicitude, to diffuse the knowledge of your person, as widely as your fame, may possibly occasion some little distress to your modesty; yet permit me to hope, SIR LLOYD, that the motive will plead my pardon; and, perhaps, even win the approbation of your smile; if you can be supposed to smile without offence to the

gravity of that nature, which seems from your very birth to have marked you for a Judge.

Behold the' Engraver's mimic labours trace The sober image of that sapient face: See him, in each peculiar charm exact, Below dilate it, and above contract; For Nature thus, inverting her design, From vulgar ovals hath distinguish'd thine: See him each nicer character supply, The pert no-meaning puckering round the eye, The mouth in plaits precise demurely clos'd, Each order'd feature, and each line compos'd, Where Wisdom sits a-squat, in starch disguise, Like Dulness couch'd, to catch us by surprise. And now he spreads around thy pomp of wig, In owl-like pride of legal honour's big; That wig, which once of curl on curl profuse, In well-kept buckle stiff, and smugly spruce, Deck'd the plain Pleader; then in nobler taste, With well-frizz'd bush the' Attorney-General grac'd; And widely waving now with ampler flow, Still with thy titles and thy fame shall grow, Behold, SIR LLOYD, and while with fond delight The dear resemblance feasts thy partial sight, Smile, if thou canst; and, smiling on this book, Cast the glad omen of one favouring look.

But it is on public grounds, that I principally wish to vindicate my choice of YOUR HONOUR for my Patron. The ROLLIAD, I have reason to believe, owed its existence to the [2] memorable speech of the Member of Devonshire on the first Discussion of the Westminster Scrutiny, when he so emphatically proved himself the genuine descendant of DUKE ROLLO; and in the noble contempt which he avowed, for the boasted rights of Electors, seemed to breathe the very soul of his great progenitor, who came to extirpate the liberties of Englishmen with the sword. It must be remembered, however, that Your Honour ministered the occasion to his glory. You, SIR LLOYD, have ever been reputed the immediate Author of the Scrutiny. Your opinion is said to have been privately consulted on the framing of the Return; and your public defence of the High-Bailiff's proceeding, notoriously furnished MR. ROLLO, and the other friends of the Minister, with all the little argument, which they advanced against the objected exigency of the Writ. You taught them to reverence that

holy thing, the Conscience of a Returning Officer, above all Law, Precedent, Analogy, Public Expediency, and the popular Right of Representation, to which our Forefathers erroneously paid religious respect, as to the most sacred franchise of our Constitution. You prevailed on them to manifest an impartiality singularly honourable; and to prefer the sanctity of this single Conscience, to a round dozen of the most immaculate consciences, chosen in the purest possible manner from their own pure House of Commons.

Thine is the glorious measure; thine alone: Thee father of the Scrutiny, we own. Ah! without thee what treasures had we lost, More worth than twenty Scrutinies would cost! To' instruct the Vestry, and convince the House, What Law from MURPHY! what plain sense from ROUS! What wit from MULGRAVE! from DUNDAS, what truth! What perfect virtue from the VIRTUOUS YOUTH! What deep research from ARDEN the profound! What argument from BEARCROFT ever sound! By MUNCASTER, what generous offers made; By HARDINGE, what arithmetic display'd! And, oh! what rhetoric, from MAHON that broke In printed speeches, which he never spoke! Ah! without thee, what worth neglected long, Had wanted still its dearest meed of song! In vain high-blooded ROLLE, unknown to fame, Had boasted still the honours of his name: In vain had exercis'd his noble spleen On BURKE and FOX—the ROLLIAD had not been.

But, alas! SIR LLOYD, at the very moment, while I am writing, intelligence has reached me, that the Scrutiny is at an end. Your favourite measure is no more. The child of your affection has met a sudden and a violent fate. I trust, however, that "the Ghost of the departed Scrutiny" (in the bold but beautiful language of MR. DUNDAS) will yet haunt the spot, where it was brought forth, where it was fostered, and where it fell. Like the Ghost of Hamlet it shall be a perturbed spirit, though it may not come in a questionable shape. It shall fleet before the eyes of those to whom it was dear, to admonish them, how they rush into future dangers; to make known the secret of its private hoards; or to confess to them the sins of its former days, and to implore their piety, that they would give peace to its shade, by making just reparation. Perhaps too, it may sometimes visit the murderer, like the ghost of Banquo, to dash his joys. It cannot indeed rise up in its proper form to push him from his seat, yet it may assume some other formidable appearance to be

his eternal tormentor. These, however, are but visionary consolations, while every loyal bosom must feel substantial affliction from the late iniquitous vote, tyrannically compelling the High-Bailiff to make a return after an enquiry of nine months only; especially when you had so lately armed him with all power necessary to make his enquiry effectual.

[3] Ah! how shall I the' unrighteous vote bewail? Again corrupt Majorities prevail. Poor CORBETT's Conscience, tho' a little loth, Must blindly gape, and gulp the' untasted oath; If he, whose conscience never felt a qualm, If GROGAN fail the good man's doubts to calm. No more shall MORGAN, for his six months' hire, Contend, that FOX should share the' expence of fire; Whole Sessions shall he croak, nor bear away The price, that paid the silence of a day: No more, till COLLICK some new story hatch, Long-winded ROUS for hours shall praise Dispatch; COLLICK to Whigs and Warrants back shall slink, And ROUS, a Pamphleteer, re-plunge in ink: MURPHY again French Comedies shall steal, Call them his own, and garble, to conceal; Or, pilfering still, and patching without grace His thread-bare shreds of Virgil out of place, With Dress and Scenery, Attitude and Trick, Swords, Daggers, Shouts, and Trumpets in the nick, With Ahs! and Ohs! Starts, Pauses, Rant, and Rage, Give a new GRECIAN DAUGHTER to the stage: But, Oh, SIR CECIL!—Fled to shades again

From the proud roofs, which here he raised in vain, He seeks, unhappy! with the Muse to cheer His rising griefs, or drown them in small-beer! Alas! the Muse capricious flies the hour When most we need her, and the beer is sour: Mean time Fox thunders faction uncontroul'd, Crown'd with fresh laurels, from new triumphs bold.

These general evils arising from the termination of the Scrutiny, YOUR HONOUR, I doubt not, will sincerely lament in common with all true lovers of their King and Country. But in addition to these, you, SIR LLOYD, have particular cause to regret, that [4] "the last hair in this tail of procrastination" is plucked. I well know, what eager anxiety you felt to establish the suffrage, which you gave, as the delegate of your Coach-horses: and I unaffectedly condole with you, that you have lost this great opportunity of displaying your unfathomable knowledge and irresistible logic to the confusion of your enemies. How learnedly would you have quoted the memorable instance of Darius, who was elected King of Persia by the casting vote of his Horse! Though indeed the merits of that election have been since impeached, not from any alledged illegality of the vote itself, if it had been fairly given; but because some jockeyship has been suspected, and the voter, it has been said, was bribed the night before the election! How ably too would you have applied the case

of Caligula's horse, who was chosen Consul of Rome! For if he was capable of being elected (you would have said) à fortiori, there could have been no natural impediment to his being an elector; since omne majus continet in se minus, and the trust is certainly greater to fill the first offices of the state, than to have one share among many in appointing to them. Neither can I suppose that you would have omitted so grave and weighty an authority as Captain Gulliver, who, in the course of his voyages, discovered a country, where Horses discharged every Duty of Political Society. You might then have passed to the early history of our own island, and have expatiated on the known veneration in which horses were held by our Saxon Ancestors; who, by the way, are supposed also to have been the founders of Parliaments. You might have touched on their famous standard; digressed to the antiquities of the White Horse, in Berkshire, and other similar monuments in different counties; and from thence have urged the improbability, that when they instituted elections, they

should have neglected the rights of an animal, thus highly esteemed and almost sanctified among them. I am afraid indeed, that with all your Religion and Loyalty, you could not have made much use of the White Horse of Death, or the White Horse of Hanover. But, for a bonne bouche, how beautifully might you have introduced your favourite maxim of ubi ratio, ibi jus! and to prove the reason of the thing, how convincingly might you have descanted, in an elegant panegyric on the virtues and abilities of horses, from Xanthus the Grecian Conjuring Horse, whose prophecies are celebrated by Homer, down to the Learned Little Horse over Westminster Bridge! with whom you might have concluded, lamenting that, as he is not an Elector, the Vestry could not have the assistance of one, capable of doing so much more justice to the question than yourself!—Pardon me, SIR LLOYD, that I have thus attempted to follow the supposed course of your oratory. I feel it to be truly inimitable. Yet such was the impression made on my mind by some of YOUR HONOUR's late reasonings

respecting the Scrutiny, that I could not withstand the involuntary impulse of endeavouring, for my own improvement, to attain some faint likeness of that wonderful pertinency and cogency, which I so much admired in the great original.